Tuesday, April 7, 2009
I Poke Her Face- Kid Cudi, Kanye, & Common
*Courtesy of YouTube
I've been listening to this for the past 2-3 days and I'm still trying to figure out what's worse: Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" so smoothly becoming a song about oral sex (You poke her face, huh.... how ridiculously clever- as hard as that is to admit!) or Common's verse:
She said she want whatever she like
But she gotta bring your friend
We could have a hell of a night, through the day
She blamed it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
She had her hair did, it was bound to fall
Down, down for a damn, Cudi already said it
A poker face book I already read it
But man, her head was gooder than the music
electro body known to blow fuses
A stripper from the south lookin for a payday
Said bitch you should do it for the love like Ray Jay
But they say you be on that conscious tip
Get your hair right and get up on this conscious dick
I embody everything from the Gali to the party
Its the way I was raised on the south side safari, so...
:( why Common? Why do you do it to me? We've discussed this before. You aren't to go any further than "Come Close" "I Want You" and "Go"... That's YOUR area of sexy (Which, might I add, is pretty damn sexy. You went crazy on your latest album Universal Mind Control talking about "touching me where the sun don't shine" and I didn't like it one bit... NOW YOU'RE ADDRESSING HOMEGIRL IN YOUR VERSE AS "BITCH"?! The world is ending, has to be.
"Get up on this conscious dick".... You just went all out, huh?
*deep, analytical sigh*
My love affair with all things Common became a challenge RIGHT AFTER Finding Forever.
But wait.
I found what's the worst thing about this "I Poke Her Face" situation: how ridiculously catchy the damn song is.
I'm done.
-franso
PS- I know you were trying to be cool Common, but her head wasn't gooder- IT WAS BETTER.
Sorry, but as a journalism major, that shit made me twitch...
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3 comments:
yooo i think he says head but i culd be wrong kinda tricky but i actually loved that line
" but they say you be on that conscious tip get ya head right and get up on this conscious dick"
cus metaphorically its just a jab to all the people who place him in that conscious box.
I hate this song..
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