A *NASTY SOCIETY* Christmas Carol For Ya!

On the 1st day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... A slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 2nd day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 3rd day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 3 seconds in prison, 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 4th day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 4 of Peppa's hair weaves, 3 seconds in prison, 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 5th day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 5 DUIs!!!!!!!! 4 of Peppa's hair weaves, 3 seconds in prison, 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 6th day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 6 crazy mug shots, 5 DUIs!!!!!!!! 4 of Peppa's hair weaves, 3 seconds in prison, 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 7th day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 7 Real World cast members, 6 crazy mug shots, 5 DUIs!!!!!!!! 4 of Peppa's hair weaves, 3 seconds in prison, 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 8th day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 8 Diddy dance moves, 7 Real World cast members, 6 crazy mugshots,5 DUIs!!!!!!!! 4 of Peppa's hair weaves, 3 seconds in prison, 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 9th day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 9 nasty sextapes, 8 Diddy dance moves, 7 Real World cast members, 6 crazy mugshots, 5 DUIs!!!!!!!! 4 of Peppa's hair weaves, 3 seconds in prison, 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 10th day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 10 BREEZY groupies, 9 nasty sextapes, 8 Diddy dance moves, 7 Real World cast members, 6 crazy mugshots,5 DUIs!!!!!!!! 4 of Peppa's hair weaves, 3 seconds in prison, 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 11th day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 11 closet racists, 10 BREEZY groupies, 9 nasty sextapes, 8 Diddy dance moves, 7 Real World cast members, 6 crazy mugshots,5 DUIs!!!!!!!! 4 of Peppa's hair weaves, 3 seconds in prison, 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

On the 12th day of Christmas Pop Culture gave to me... 12 stints in rehab, 11 closet racists, 10 BREEZY groupies, 9 nasty sextapes, 8 Diddy dance moves, 7 Real World cast members, 6 crazy mugshots,5 DUIs!!!!!!!! 4 of Peppa's hair weaves, 3 seconds in prison, 2 pairs of Pastry, and a slap from a pimp named Ice-T.

*sigh* that was harder than it looks.

Classes are over... Enjoy!

-franso